A day of rejoicing!

I must be doing something right, because my favourite jeans, that incidentally I paid a lot of money for, now fit again! Don't know what happened there, but for a while it seemed like my bottom was expanding in much the same manner as the universe is supposed to, ie endlessly Thank god the process is reversing, otherwise I'd have to buy a whole new set of clothes, and there's nothing more depressing than that.

For anyone who's interested, I found a couple of good Gangs of New York slash stories, because, because, because. Stovepipe hats! Moustaches! Who'd ever have thought they could be sexy? All it takes is the right man.