The tender portal

[louiselux]

I've spent some time on a site today called the Tender Portal. What a lovely name! It's not as exciting as it sounds though - it's a government procurement database. *makes sad face*

Comments

[snowballjane.livejournal.com]

Awwww!

[randomblade.livejournal.com]

Oh! It works so well, though.
"He thrust his euphemism into her tender portal. "Procure this," he moaned."