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Saiyuki snippet for cygny
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cygny, because she wanted entertaining today: snippet of the silly.
Mutiny, Saiyuki style:
'He just won't go,' Hakkai said, shrugging.
'Why not?' Sanzo looked outraged, but also rather tired.
He was slumped in a chair. It had been a hard month, thought Hakkai. So many youkai, so little time, as Gojyo had liked so often to quip, before Hakkai had taken him aside and threatened him with a beating.
'I can't say. He sealed up his ignition slot and let his tires go flat. I've even tried bribing him with dog biscuits. You know how he loves them.'
Sanzo looked blank, clearly not knowing.
Hakkai wrung his hands and cast a sorry look to the floor. 'Nothing has worked. It seems we'll simply have to stay here a little longer.'
Here happened to be a rather pretty town, which had a lovely range of inns and bars and nice places to eat. Oddly, as it wasn't near the ocean, it had a beach. Hakkai was content not to question it, and had invested in four pairs of trunks, a beach ball and some high factor lotion.
'Then we'll walk. Where's my robe?' he demanded.
'I'm afraid Jeep had an accident on it in the night. Sorry. It won't take long to dry-clean. Look, here's a fresh T-shirt. The blue is really your colour,' he said as Sanzo snatched it off him.
'Where are my boots?'
'I'm sorry?'
'Boots.'
'Oh. They're being reheeled. Try these.'
He presented a pair of yellow flip-flops.
'Get the others,' Sanzo said in a low, dangerous tone.
'But Gojyo has run away again.' To the nearest bar, he didn't add.
Sanzo twitched. 'So? Leave him.' He shoved his feet into squeaky yellow plastic. 'These rub, Hakkai.'
'And so has Goku.'
'He - what? Where?'
'I've no idea. But he took your gold card and his swimming costume. The combination is quite worrying, I'm sure you'll agree. We should track him immediately.'
Sanzo yanked the door open. 'Come on. He can't have made it far.'
'I do hope you're right,' Hakkai said, checking he had the sun cream, towels and a large packed lunch, before following Sanzo out of the door.
cygny, because she wanted entertaining today: snippet of the silly.Mutiny, Saiyuki style:
'He just won't go,' Hakkai said, shrugging.
'Why not?' Sanzo looked outraged, but also rather tired.
He was slumped in a chair. It had been a hard month, thought Hakkai. So many youkai, so little time, as Gojyo had liked so often to quip, before Hakkai had taken him aside and threatened him with a beating.
'I can't say. He sealed up his ignition slot and let his tires go flat. I've even tried bribing him with dog biscuits. You know how he loves them.'
Sanzo looked blank, clearly not knowing.
Hakkai wrung his hands and cast a sorry look to the floor. 'Nothing has worked. It seems we'll simply have to stay here a little longer.'
Here happened to be a rather pretty town, which had a lovely range of inns and bars and nice places to eat. Oddly, as it wasn't near the ocean, it had a beach. Hakkai was content not to question it, and had invested in four pairs of trunks, a beach ball and some high factor lotion.
'Then we'll walk. Where's my robe?' he demanded.
'I'm afraid Jeep had an accident on it in the night. Sorry. It won't take long to dry-clean. Look, here's a fresh T-shirt. The blue is really your colour,' he said as Sanzo snatched it off him.
'Where are my boots?'
'I'm sorry?'
'Boots.'
'Oh. They're being reheeled. Try these.'
He presented a pair of yellow flip-flops.
'Get the others,' Sanzo said in a low, dangerous tone.
'But Gojyo has run away again.' To the nearest bar, he didn't add.
Sanzo twitched. 'So? Leave him.' He shoved his feet into squeaky yellow plastic. 'These rub, Hakkai.'
'And so has Goku.'
'He - what? Where?'
'I've no idea. But he took your gold card and his swimming costume. The combination is quite worrying, I'm sure you'll agree. We should track him immediately.'
Sanzo yanked the door open. 'Come on. He can't have made it far.'
'I do hope you're right,' Hakkai said, checking he had the sun cream, towels and a large packed lunch, before following Sanzo out of the door.
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Thanks you so much! *smooch*
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accident ^_^
Yay vacation!
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And Hakkai always, always gets what he wants. Not even Sanzo can go against that. Love it. *giggles*
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This has to be drawn. Yay, Sanzo in yellow flip-flops, too perfect! (And the "accident" *snerk*)
Very nice, I like, I like. ^_^
D
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Glad you liked it, thanks :)
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Someone mentioned that this should be drawn--well, when I read this, my first thought was that it had been inspired by this poster (http://www.animestuffstore.com/posters/ac4061.jpg). If not, it does fit.
And I totally agree with
And Hakkai always, always gets what he wants.
And then this bitch:
'These rub, Hakkai.'
is so perfect in illustrating how dependant on Hakkai the group is ~ LOL!! They are so used to Hakkai taking care of all of them, i.e. keeping them fed, clean and clothed--though not necessarily in that order--that when he does it with an ulterior motive, they either:
(1) don't notice--Goku,
(2) don't care--Gojyo--after 3 years, Gojyo is used to it by now, or
(3) daren't say anything--Sanzo--for fear of being saddled with the responsibility of not only looking after himself--which Sanzo never really did well to begin with--but also the ero kappa, an ever-hungry-and-indestructible-monkey & the temperamental jeep, not to mention the barely-hanging-on-to-his-sanity mass-murder-when-he-was-only-human youkai Sanzo irritated by 'saying something' in the first place. Safe to say, Sanzo is the one in charge because Hakkai lets him be.
This whole thing smacks of a carefully performed military operation, almost makes Hakkai seem like he was some sort-of military mastermind in a past life--oh wait, he was!
The thing that makes Hakkai so dangerous is that he looks perfectly normal, and can manipulate anyone into anything without his smile changing one bit. And he just makes everything sound so...reasonable, it is hard to think of a way to say no.
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Bwah! It's easy to forget sometimes, but that's what Hakkai is.
The state of Hakkai's mind is often a source of bafflement to me. I've no conception really of what it must be like to be him, and to live with what he's done. Also, I can never tell if he's micro managing on a truly alarming scale, or just merely doing enough to ensure that the mess and chaos the other three create doesn't spill out too far.
In fact, the one thing I love about Saiyuki is its domesticity. There's an awful lot of it, in between the fighting.
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Hysterical!
"He sealed up his ignition slot.."
oh my... that has got to be a perfect line to use in some jeep/hakkai cracktastic porn.
~ dies ~
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Glad you liked it!
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I also have a lot of Saiyuki doujinshi scans.
If you want, I can share :)
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http://www.wuffie.net/djadoptions/SD.zip
http://www.wuffie.net/djadoptions/CarletNight_volume2.zip
I have some more doujinshi (in Japanese, though), but I don't remember where I took them from, so I can't give you the links. If you give me your address, I can directly send them to you.
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higherlower things. *g*no subject
That just makes perfect sense, because if Hakkai wants there to be a beach, there will be.
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