Genjo Sanzo in...

[louiselux]

'Scuse me while I die laughing...

Genjo Sanzo in Some Like it Shot

In this non-stop bloodbath, genjo_sanzo (Meg Ryan) is a respected police officer with a secret. She needs to interrogate cho_hakkai (Christopher Lloyd) before the seemingly innocent sha_gojyo (Dougray Scott) brainwashes him. After equipping herself with lots of guns, she makes her presence known at a secret fortress under false pretenses. A thrilling remake of last year's biggest box office failure.

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I want to see this one!

Genjo Sanzo in Sha Gojyo Revelation

In short, genjo_sanzo (Jennifer Garner) is involved in a scuffle on a city street, and ends up in possession of a mysterious briefcase. sha_gojyo (Jerry Stiller) creates a robot named cho_hakkai (Alan Cumming) to fix the situation, which only makes things worse. The DVD features commentary by Jerry Stiller and choreographer/star Alan Cumming.

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Comments

[emungere.livejournal.com]

*dead*

Omg. Can someone write these? Please? Especially the first one, where Sanzo's well kept secret is clearly that he's secretly a man!

[louiselux.livejournal.com]

*even DEADER*

Cross dressing Genjo Sanzo storms the secret fortress of a terrible demon... in high heels and full drag.

I can't belive no one's written it yet. At the very least there has to be a fic called 'Some Like it Shot'.

Oh my god. I love this idea.

[hibem.livejournal.com]

Too perfect. It must be done. (Where's Goku during all this? Is there a yacht involved? A tango scene? Someone stop me before I start trying to cast Gojyo as Marilyn Monroe.)

[louiselux.livejournal.com]

I can't stop you, cos I'm too busy casting Hakkai as Tony Curtis.

There's definitely a tango scene and possibly magical girl Goku! on a yacht.

[emungere.livejournal.com]

If the secret fortress was on a yacht, Sanzo could sneak in as a cocktail waitress. Marilyn!Gojyo, all unaware (or not) of his secret, would attempt to seduce him! (But then there would probably be shooting.)

[louiselux.livejournal.com]

and then, somehow, this would lead to frantic groping in a train sleeper carriage occupied by the Centipede Youkai Jazz Band.

[hibem.livejournal.com]

So, does that make Kougaiji Spats Columbo? Or should it be Nii? I can't decide.

[louiselux.livejournal.com]

Hee! Kougaiji, definitely.

[emungere.livejournal.com]

Yay! This image makes me unreasonably happy. Can Gojyo wear the white dress from The Seven Year Itch?

[louiselux.livejournal.com]

Yeah! With killer slingbacks and curls. Sanzo would have the cloche hat, fur stole and leopard print pumps. I think Hakkai would just put in some dimante hairclips and everone would be fooled.

[hibem.livejournal.com]

Great, and now I'm picturing Sanzo as Miss Vida Boheme. What? Me? Obsessed with drag movies?

[emungere.livejournal.com]

When he runs out of bullets, he can stab people with his stiletto heels!

[louiselux.livejournal.com]

Mwaha! And use his bra as a slingshot!

[emungere.livejournal.com]

BWAH!

[cicer.livejournal.com]

...Oh my GOD! That meme is psychic! *dies* Some Like it Shot is totally the perfect title. I'm with emungere. Someone must write that immediately.

...No, I mean someone who is not me. *pauses, is beset by plotbunnies* Oh, damn.

[louiselux.livejournal.com]

G'wan. You can do it after you've finished the Gojyo/Hakkai epic. *g*

In fact, I'll join you and we can start a new fandom craze of cross-dressing Sanzo fic, hoo yay!!

[cicer.livejournal.com]

Oh God. I wrote it (http://www.livejournal.com/users/cicer/52116.html?#cutid1). *hides*

[elfiepike.livejournal.com]

choreographer/star? those are BRILLIANT.

also amusing: with only a little bit of imagination, meg ryan would actually make a pretty good sanzo. XD not now, but say, ten years ago, with a wig and the costume and the proper expression.... XD ahahahahahahahahahahhahah.

[louiselux.livejournal.com]

I know, it's brilliant. She'd have made a very scary Sanzo indeed.

[daegaer.livejournal.com]

These are just perfectly cast :-)

[louiselux.livejournal.com]

Meg Ryan-- it's frighteningly good.

[andmydog.livejournal.com]

[info]sha_gojyo (Jerry Stiller) creates a robot named [info]cho_hakkai (Alan Cumming) to fix the situation, which only makes things worse.

Alan Cumming as Cho Hakkai. I don't know whether to be terrified or cheering.

[hibem.livejournal.com]

Dude. ...I think it would depend on who you cast as Gojyo.

_{I keep getting David Spade as Sanzo.}

[andmydog.livejournal.com]

[myroughdraft.livejournal.com]

Hakkai is both Christopher Lloyd AND Alan Cumming?! *dead of teh crack*

[tochira.livejournal.com]

.....These comments are so damn brilliant. Insane. Both.

And I agree, that title is far, far too good /not/ to use in some way. XDDDDD

*raises a hand in favor of Alan Cumming as Hakkai*