Sanzo's underwear
Evidence carefully gathered from a cross section of Saiyuki fangirls points to Sanzo's undergarments being made of pleather cotton. The following conclusions were reached:
a) as
akisawana pointed out, a Buddhist monk's uniform wouldn't use materials that meant the death or pain of a living creature, so that rules out leather and possibly silk, but leaves him with the option of clingy PVC or lycra.
b) he rips it to make bandages in Gunlock, apparently, meaning unless he's got really strong hands it's not leather or plastic or spandex.
c) God, I'm really avoiding doing any work, aren't I?
d) maybe it is leather, or PVC, or even nylon (scritch, scritch, scritch) - at least it would explain why he's so bad tempered all the time.
e) Goku paints it on fresh every morning
f) whatever, it's hot. Damn you Minekura for giving us a fetish we never knew we had.
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b) he rips it to make bandages in Gunlock, apparently, meaning unless he's got really strong hands it's not leather or plastic or spandex.
c) God, I'm really avoiding doing any work, aren't I?
d) maybe it is leather, or PVC, or even nylon (scritch, scritch, scritch) - at least it would explain why he's so bad tempered all the time.
e) Goku paints it on fresh every morning
f) whatever, it's hot. Damn you Minekura for giving us a fetish we never knew we had.
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(then Goku could paint it on every morning and Gojyo and Hakkai lick it off every evening ^^)
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'Lick faster, idiots!'
'What? You goddam lousy priest, my tongue's aching already!'
'I think you'll find we'll be far more thorough if we go more slowly, Sanzo.'
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It's insane how the sheer mention of his undergarments can make me happy. :D I'm in a state of total corruption.
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Uh.
Dangit. I second the 'aaaargh Minekura you glorious wench' howling.
Damn kinky mofo monk.
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Gah.
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And... *looks at volume 9* I don't think Kami wears ANYHTING under his robe XD
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And it's interesting that I never questioned black = leather even though I did clue into the no-critter thing, because Konzen's uniform has always been 'cotton' (or the plant equivalent in Heaven, eheh) since it's white. GO FIGURE.
Yeah, she just likes to beat us over the head with the clothing thing, I think.
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Just 'cause Sanzo in skintight leather brings ALL the fans to the yard.
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