The Haunted Rubbish

[louiselux]

I have one of those tough little black hairs growing out of my chin-a beard hair, I'm sure. Surely I'm to young for a beard? I keep trying to pluck it out with my nails, but either my nails are too short or the hair is, and it just keeps slipping out of my grip.

The birds in my garden have taken to sitting in the shallow bit of the pond. Just sitting with their backsides under water, not doing the usual thrashing about. I can only think: maybe they've got piles?

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[lexin.livejournal.com]

Tweezers, that's the answer. I know this because I have a mole...