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[louiselux]

I am on holiday this week, so I thought I'd take the time to post a really shit joke.

Q. What's the difference between a man and a dog?

A. A man wears trousers, and a dog just pants.

Oh, haha. Although I don't think that joke would work for Americans. Tell me if I'm wrong.

Our UK earthquake was exciting, in a completely terrifying way. I can't imagine what it must be like to live with those as a regular occurance.

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[ellen-fremedon.livejournal.com]

It doesn't quite work, since in American parlance 'trousers' and 'pants' are synonymous. But we do have an equally bad joke:

Q: Why does a dog wear more in summer than in winter?

A: In the winter he has a coat, but in the summer he has a coat and pants.í

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[louiselux.livejournal.com]

Aiiieee!

*dies*