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louiselux ([personal profile] louiselux) wrote2006-02-18 01:15 pm

And the dirt is goooone

For anyone who's watched that UK Cillit Bang advert and wondered why that man is shouting so much:

Barry Scott: the hardcore cleaning sensation! Cillit Bang. Bang! bang! bangbangbang!

[identity profile] lydia-petze.livejournal.com 2006-02-18 01:33 pm (UTC)(link)
I read that as Clit Bang.

Which brought me back to the for-real porn movie title: "Clitty Clitty Gang Bangs."

[identity profile] thefourthvine.livejournal.com 2006-02-18 03:21 pm (UTC)(link)
[livejournal.com profile] tazical, who lives in the UK, thought it was Clit Bang cleanser. And said so at work. And is now a laughingstock among her co-workers. But I don't know - I mean, who wouldn't clean the house with Clit Bang? Or at least buy a bottle to give to a friend? It seems like a winning name to me.

Also, Clitty Clitty Gang Bangs is a worse porn title than Pussyman's Snatch Attack (http://www.bookofratings.com/porntitles2.html) (not a work-safe link, obviously, but not porn either), which was what previously held the title of Worst Porn Title in my brain.

[identity profile] louiselux.livejournal.com 2006-02-19 01:27 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh dear. It must take some weird talent to come up with titles so bad.

Hee Clit Bang! I'd buy it...
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[identity profile] kanzenhanzai.livejournal.com 2006-02-18 09:34 pm (UTC)(link)
Who's now singing "Cillit bang" to herself? Ooh, that would be me.

[identity profile] louiselux.livejournal.com 2006-02-19 01:26 pm (UTC)(link)
Hee! Barry Scott is kind of addictive, in the bad way.

[identity profile] psycho-shoelace.livejournal.com 2006-02-19 04:16 pm (UTC)(link)
Yay, thumpa thumpa magic!