I feel you should know...

[louiselux]

Your hair is reminiscent of a self-digesting yak in heat.

And also, I've never said this before but I've always thought...

Your face is like an imperfectly shaven tennis ball.

And, what's more,

The perils of your eyelashes torture my libido into a state of crass belief in Roman Catholicism. (I'm sure I've seen that anime)

From the surrealist compliment generator

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[tboy.livejournal.com]

You foment graciously, as ever any dying monster did rot.

And for your delightful icon:

Softly seething, surreal breathing..
Ignite the cannon with sphagnum lanthum..
Laud the armies of diphthongs with your superannuating Diphtheria..
And I will ever be your combustive tablature of igneous geometries.

[emungere.livejournal.com]

I'm sure I've seen that anime

*dies* Hee! That's the one with Catholic priest with the long, lush, mascara commercial lashes that sparkle in the sun and the godless assassin who loves him, right?

[hibem.livejournal.com]

You wear your breasts to their full extent, like a man with an uncontrollable bulge in his apartment.

What more could I say?

[thawrecka]

Your sweet voice is like the snap of a bra strap upon a sun burnt back.


The above may be my favourite of what it gave me.