I feel you should know...

[louiselux]

Your hair is reminiscent of a self-digesting yak in heat.

And also, I've never said this before but I've always thought...

Your face is like an imperfectly shaven tennis ball.

And, what's more,

The perils of your eyelashes torture my libido into a state of crass belief in Roman Catholicism. (I'm sure I've seen that anime)

From the surrealist compliment generator

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[hibem.livejournal.com]

You wear your breasts to their full extent, like a man with an uncontrollable bulge in his apartment.

What more could I say?

[louiselux.livejournal.com]

Ah, sweet words!

You salivate strongly, like a platoon of army core engineers simultaneously trapped in a fit of malaria.