Fic - Cracktastic epics I am never going to write, part 1: pirate Gojyo

You know how you have unwritten epics of great and terrible crack humming about in your head? Yes, those. In an attempt to exorcise myself of them I decided I'm going to write snippets of each one, so this is part one in a series of probably about a squillion.

Also, if you think there are any cracktastic epics you think I should be writing, drop me a comment and I'll try and come up with a snippet for you.

This particular one has been lurking about my head for some months, since emungere forced me to discuss in some detail the concept of Hakkai sailing about on his haunted white ship of creepiness and Gojyo as a stray ne'er do well he fishes from the sea and lashes to his mast. That is not a euphemism! Sadly, I had to finish it before I got sucked in any deeper. You never know, maybe emungere will even finish it for me.

Title: Salty dog
Pairing: Gojyo/Hakkai
Warnings: not worksafe, explicit m/m, au, stuff, unbeta'd


( Gojyo floated. )