Slasher, flame thyself

[louiselux]

thetreacletart cuts out the middlefan and just flames herself instead.

Louise's hall of shame:

Time Under Glass- Jesus wept. Time you stopped writing, you mean. Loser.

Nothing Like the Sun- Wtf? Are you on crack? Snape would never be that nice to anyone. And I had to read all that for one lousy page of smut?

Baby Snakes- Do you even know anything about snakes?

Naked and Unashamed- Crowley and Azirapahle would so never do that! And I'm defintely ashamed- on your behalf.

Hearts and Flowers- Boring! Next!

Innocence and Experience- I wish I'd remained innocent of this experience. Do you have to keep changing POV like that all time? I feel dizzy.

Ah, that feels better! I can feel my own flameproof undergarmets gently singeing and no one else need ever be involved. Er, unless you really feel the need.

Comments

[amptowl.livejournal.com]

I like it. It simplifies everything!!

[gehayi.livejournal.com]

Anyone who can do that has a ton of confidence.

[louiselux.livejournal.com]

Hmmm, well, I'm not so sure. I did wonder after I posted it whether people would be reading them and thinking, 'I agree... ' But life's too short to worry too hard about what people think of my stories. Obviously, I want people to enjoy them and I want to be able to think that I can write okay. But even if they don't think that I'm very fond of the stories I've written, even though I know that they're not perfect or even anything approaching perfect. Maybe that's why I like them- they're like a journey. I can look back on them and feel glad I wrote them, and I can see how I changed as a writer. Does that sound hokey? I don't mean it to.

[louiselux.livejournal.com]

Exactly. It's all so efficient!

[foreverdirt.livejournal.com]

And I had to read all that for one lousy page of smut?

The cry of an entire fandom.

Thanks for the laughs.

[louiselux.livejournal.com]

The cry of an entire fandom

Indeed.

I'm glad you found it funny and not merely painful!