You mock, but a grown-up onesie saved my sanity once upon a time. Our now deceased and sadly missed Labrador had had surgery on her chest. If you've ever tried to keep a very active dog from removing bandages that are on her chest and licking her surgical wound, you will understand why I was DELIGHTED when I found a grown-up onesie. I cut a hole for her tail and cut the sleeves off, and suddenly she had a bodysuit to cover her stitches and bandages.

So I am thrilled for the dog owners of England. Now we just need the manufacturer to produce them with the tail hole already in.

...No, of course PEOPLE shouldn't wear them. They're for DOGS.