I feel you should know...

[louiselux]

Your hair is reminiscent of a self-digesting yak in heat.

And also, I've never said this before but I've always thought...

Your face is like an imperfectly shaven tennis ball.

And, what's more,

The perils of your eyelashes torture my libido into a state of crass belief in Roman Catholicism. (I'm sure I've seen that anime)

From the surrealist compliment generator

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[tboy.livejournal.com]

You foment graciously, as ever any dying monster did rot.

And for your delightful icon:

Softly seething, surreal breathing..
Ignite the cannon with sphagnum lanthum..
Laud the armies of diphthongs with your superannuating Diphtheria..
And I will ever be your combustive tablature of igneous geometries.

[louiselux.livejournal.com]

Oooh, you have such a way with words!

Your intelligence is equal to the smoothness of a walnut shell!

[tboy.livejournal.com]

Flatterer. *bats lashes*

Have I ever told you that your eyes glow like naked livers burning in the sun?